theniamsextapes: mollyiswideawake: Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then bitch it might be
tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
catswithbenefits: i hate it when someone does a thing and you wish you could do the thing but you can’t
partybarackisinthehousetonight: wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
dont-nag-alice: I just loves neck kisses.
drunktiel: sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: guceubcuesu: hey Watchu got there a skull that connects to my spine hbu
googlyeyedpyro: today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook
whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
readingwench: jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise grow up SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME